"The Fighting Family Saga", part 6 - Author: David

I probably should tell you about my grandmothers. Dad?s Mom is named Helen and she is 5?5? tall and weighs around 140 with graying brown hair and a bust that is 42d.
Mom?s mother is Dana and she is 5?7? and 145 pounds with gray hair and a size 40cc bust. Both women are 58 years old and in decent shape.
Helen was going to fight Lois a 57-year-old 5?6? 145 pound bleach blonde with a large chest. Dana opponent was named Janice and she was the same height and weight as Dana but with a larger bust. I am sorry that I don?t know their breasts sizes, you see I have sneak picks at my grandmother?s bras a couple of times when I stayed at their houses.
The family was suppose to be gone when the four women came to our house to fight, but there was no way I was going to miss a catfight, so I after I said to Mom and Dad that I was leaving I hid. A half-hour later my grandmothers shown up and fifteen minutes after that, their rivals appeared. My grandmothers met the two outside and quickly the four fighters went into the backyard. I was out of my hiding space in the garage and up the stairs and into my parent?s room. On their dresser were our video camera and a note.
The note: Dave: we know you can?t pass up the chance so tape it for us, but don?t let anybody see you. Love you, Mom & Dad.
I got the camera and went out to my parent?s balcony. The four women were still standing around. I heard Grandma Dana say, ?Well, we?re here for a reason, so let?s do it.?
The other three nodded and all four pulled their summer dresses over their heads to reveal the one-piece suits they were wearing. Helen?s was white, and Dana?s was blue while Lois was wearing a red one and Janice?s suit was black. The four women seemed to size each other up and then each grabbed her opponent?s hair. The four were pulling each other around the backyard each one squealing in pain. Then while pulling hair they threw punches and slaps and tried to kick their adversary. Helen then threw Lois to the ground. My dad?s mother then opened her hand to brush some of Lois?s hair that she had pulled out.
In the mean time Janice had gotten Dana down and she sat on my Grandmother?s belly and tried to punch her in the face, but Dana grabbed her hands. Helen was kicking her fallen rival, when Lois grabbed my grandmother?s foot, making her fall on her ample fanny. Lois then crawled on top of Helen and the two mature catfighters began punching each other in the sides.
Dana had managed to get her feet under Janice and literally threw the other woman four feet away from her. Both scrambled to their feet and for a moment watched the other two roll around on the ground throwing closed fists. They then raised their closed fists and closed. Dana was a better fistfighter as Janice was trying for a knockout, but my fistfighting Grandmother was using her fists on Janice?s stomach, bring her hands down so then Dana started peppering her opponent?s face with short rights that soon had Janice?s mouth bleeding. As Janice?s back away wiping her bleeding, Dana looked over and saw that Lois had gotten Helen?s swimsuit down so her breasts were uncovered and the bleached blonde had two handfuls of titflesh and was evilly twisting them. Since my grandmothers really liked each other, Dana might have thought about helping Helen, but that thought was stopped by a hand punch to her stomach and then another that caught her flush on the cheek. Stunned she went to her knees, but still had enough wits about her to grab the foot that came at her. Janice started hopping around, trying to get her foot free.
In the meantime Helen was punching at Lois trying to get her away from her tits and she finally did. It was right fist to Lois boob that got her off Helen. Gramma Helen rose to her and didn?t even try to cover her naked breast, she just brought the straps down so they wouldn?t interfere. She grabbed Lois by the hair and brought the other woman to her feet. Then quickly she grabbed the straps to Lois?s suit and pulled them down revealing Lois?s luscious boobs into the video camera?s view. She then just began punching the sagging breasts, until Lois did the only thing she could and that was to grab my Grandmother in a bearhug so that each woman?s reddening breasts was in direct contact with her rival?s boobs. Then Lois bit Helen?s nose. Helen screamed and pushed Lois away from her. The screaming even made the other two fighting women stop their rolling around the ground and hairpulling. My Grandmother checked her nose to see if it was bleeding, luckily it wasn?t. Helen just glared at Lois.
?You b###h.?
?Come on honey, if you want some more.? Lois replied.
Helen and Lois then walked toward each other. As soon as they were in range they grabbed each other naked breasts and dug their fingers into each other tits. The two pulled and twisted and scratched each other?s tits. From where I was I could see trickles of blood.
Turning my attentions to the other fighting females, they were on their knees and had one hand in the other?s hair. Their free hand were punching each other in any place their could. Their stomachs, their faces, and breasts (by now their swimsuits were down revealing their boobs) were a target for their fists. Dana was bleeding from her nose, and mouth and Janice had a blackening eye and a bleeding nose.
Looking back to the other Helen was now sitting on Lois belly and had both hands still on her adversary?s tits. Lois was punching away at my Grandmother trying to her to break her hold, but Helen wouldn?t release the titflesh that she was punishing.
Suddenly I hear a screaming, ?I give!? from Lois. Helen twisted her tit a couple of more times making Lois scream, before letting go and falling off her beaten rival.
That catfight was over and the other two women were just letting fist fly at each other until Dana caught Janice flush with a punch to her jaw. Janice was stunned and my fighting Grandmother just started headhunting. Four more shots to her defenseless enemy knocked the bleached blonde out cold.
It was now four hours after the brawl. My grandmothers had cleaned themselves up and left. Their beaten opponents also pulling themselves together and had left. My parents had gotten home, as had my sisters. Dad had taken the girls out somewhere. My mother had asked me about the fight. I told her that it was rough but the Grandmothers had prevailed.
Suddenly the front door burst open and in walked my Aunt Jill and her husband Matt. Jill went right to my mother.
?What were you thinking talking Mom into that fight??
Mom tried to calm my Aunt down, ?Now Jill, you knew Helen was having trouble with Lois, and she wanted to settle it. My own mother was here and fought her neighbor.?
?Mom is cut and scratched and bruised all over.? Jill replied.
?So is my mother. Beside David said they both fought well.?
My aunt looked at me and yelled, ?You were here and didn?t try to stop them!?
As she spoke Jill was coming toward me and when was in front she slapped me hard saying, ?You bastard!?
In a flash Mom and Aunt Jill was pulling hair and slapping and punching each other. I was so engrossed watching the women that I had forgotten about Uncle Matt until I felt the blow into by kidney area. I was stunned and could do nothing about the fists raining about my face and head, then it was black.
I slowly woke up with my head in my sister Lea?s lap while Becca held an ice pack to my eye. Suddenly I remember, ?Mom!?
?Shhh, Dave.? Lea said, ?Daddy took her their room. Becca go and get Dad.?
In a moment Dad was helping me a chair. He sent the girls to help Mom, and Dad then asked me what happened. I told him.
He went back to the bedroom and then five minutes later he came out and got on the phone.
?Matt, pretty brave with a fifteen year old boy aren?t you. Don?t give that bullshit. No we?re not calling the police. You and me and wives are going to settle it.?
He paused, then..?I didn?t think my sister was brave enough to meet Joanna. One last thing, my daughters want your girls. Yes dammit, I know their cousins, but David is your nephew. In two weeks.?
?Dad, I?m sorry I wasn?t more help.?
?Son, you have nothing to be sorry, beside your aunt and uncle are the ones who are going to be sorry.?
?Can I see Mom??
?Of course.?
Dad took me to the bedroom, Mom?s eye was swollen shut, and lips were puffed out.?
She tried to smile, ?Are you all right, baby?? she asked.
?I?m sorry Mom.?
Mom opened up her covers and motions me to get in bed with her. She kissed my cheek and said, "Sweetie, you have nothing to be sorry about. Matt attacked you behind like the coward he is. Now go to sleep, we need it.?
I started to get up but Mom put her arms around me, so I spent sleeping in my mother-comforting arms.